Mom thought I was chewing a bone while she was eating dinner and I snuck into her briefcase and pulled out my homework and tried to get rid of it!! I thought maybe if I destroyed it, she would forget I had to do it! I didn't take anything else, I just pulled out my homework folder from the middle of all the other papers. Unfortunately, she caught me before I had completely destroyed the evidence. I heard her tell someone that maybe she could sell my picture on eBay to someone that could prove to their teacher that "the dog really did eat my homework." She *thought* she was being funny!